[Inmate Filer]
I'm looking forward to the day when someone works out how to steer the barge and just takes everyone home. It's a much more solid plan than just blowing everything up.

[Warden Filter, minus Prefect]I'm not sure how many of you guys are workers, but do any of you know anything about amnesia or memory loss? Outside of the kind of ( Read more... )

[Private to Prefect]

Where are you? Are you armed? Still alive?

[Private to Loki]

If you wanted to pick a time to bail, this is it.

All this creepy stuff is pretty obviously a mix of dream and emotion working. It's been known to make people think stuff. To see stuff that isn't there. I don't know if this is a flood or what, but we need to work from the head outwards. Make some amulets or something. Unless someone wants to go up and have a chat with the Admiral, and tell him to ( Read more... )

Look, guys. This is mainly a respect thing, but could you not talk about trying to sleep with my warden? Seriously? I was going to bring it up on that old guy's post, but this seems to be a barge wide thing. Prefect doesn't want to get with you. Really. If you'd spoken to the guy or tried to get within two feet of him you'd know that. So stop it. ( Read more... )

[Filtered to the wardens (minus Prefect)]Look, guys. I don't know how your system works. I'm not sure if that's deliberate or not. But I want you all to know, those things that I did because of that flood? There was no way Prefect could of done anything about that. The guy can't see the future. He doesn't have a little window into my brain. I just ( Read more... )

Well, that was enlightening. Being a cat was kind of enjoyable, to be honest. I've had worse weekends in my life ( Read more... )

Really, Admiral? Again? If we're betting on what's going to happen to us, I say that we're all going to end up mind linked to someone else. Psychically. [Barron sounds a little bit drunk. Because he is.] Although I'm open to being convinced of other theories.

Also, to whoever painted that ugly mural on the level seven stairwell? You really should ( Read more... )

Well, that was a depressing flood. I'm not going to say what happened to me, but it was pretty much the worse. Considering how down everyone seems to be, I think that the wardens should open up the pub to everyone tonight. Just for one night. It really, really looks like the inmates need to blow of some steam. And there's no healthier way to do ( Read more... )